whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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