I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
My ass is underappreciated
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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