On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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