But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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