There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
