careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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