conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I think my moral compass just broke
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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