Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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