ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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