And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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