My friends, they love my intelligence
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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