He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Randomize
