do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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This is my gift to your gina
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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