Already got asked if we're dating
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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