i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
