Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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