Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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