I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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