Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I need water and some morals
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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