i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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