I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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