jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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