would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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