I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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