I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
