We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I look better un-naked...
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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