Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
