Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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