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• (716): View more from New York

  I'm eating all of the evidence.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick

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• (323): View more from California

  Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..

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• (315): View more from New York

  How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.

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• (707): View more from California

  is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??

  (408): View more from California

  your beer goggles are on backwards.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  WHAT IS HAPPENING

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  A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit

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