Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch