Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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