I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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