U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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