You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
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