When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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