Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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