8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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