halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Will exercising make me less horny?
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