Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after