Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?