do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..