Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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