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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Mom said you looked used
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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