the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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