My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Let's paint friendship bongs
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I currently don't understand fingers.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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