hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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