what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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