Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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