Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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