did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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