Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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