you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Are my feet made of real feet?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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