I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
