If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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