He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I didn't notice because vodka
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
