i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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