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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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